you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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