Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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