He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
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You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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