So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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