It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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