would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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