Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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