I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
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He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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