went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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