the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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