can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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