just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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