# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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