get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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