But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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