AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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