I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
All I want is dick and wine.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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