awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
He passed out mid-signature
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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