I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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