New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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