I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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