i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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