i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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