a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
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