Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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