you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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