..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
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Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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