there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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