So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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