It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Randomize