I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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