Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize