Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Let's paint friendship bongs
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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