When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
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Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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