I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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