Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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