is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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