Your face is a jimmy john
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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