remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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