You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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