I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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