she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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