Define "chronic" masturbator.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
he puts the penis in happiness.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
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why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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