Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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