if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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