the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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