a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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