google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
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You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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