I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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