And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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